Found it

[Orion1876]

Really? I have found the Knipex pliers, 3 different Snap-on wrenches, a 300 series Stihl chainsaw, and a $100 bill. This is over the course of about 7-8 years.

Sure... you "found" them.  Let me guess you were just out jogging right? 

Ok, you got me. I confess. I stole them from cars and trucks while everyone else was looting Target. Book me, Dano

I’m not givin up the Knipex pliers. I’ll take hostages first.

LOL  Well played sir